Poots

In reference to a close friend, husband, etc.

Hey poots! What’s up?

by fruncemobile September 19, 2018

Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.

Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.

by Asaya October 24, 2018

Pootel

An 18th-century nickname for little kid, usually between the ages of 4-7.

The little pootel received a gold star on his test

by Fedfan22 November 13, 2018

pootang

good ol' mexican pus

Normal Nigga: Hey do you guys know Veronica?

Sensible Nigga: EW NO. SHE GOT THAT POOTANG
Retarded Nigga: I'd still smash that sexy POOTANG
chris: helpppppppppppp
haylee: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ppooOOOootoang

by POOTANG CRUSADERS December 9, 2018

Pooty Whomp

Sissy . Weanie. Coward. Pussy . Sally . Fuddy Duddy .

Come outside. I know it's cold. but dont be a little old pooty whomp.

by Roman Marie December 30, 2018

Pootie

2 girls who talk a certain way and act a certain way

pooties b da best pooties in da world.

by pootie marie February 20, 2019

Pooter

A slang word for a penis. Synonymous with schlong, ding ding, Wang, cock, etc.

I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.

Harry Potter whipped out his hairy pooter and showed the doctor his hog warts.

by Squonkaholic February 23, 2019