penis grief

That’s when you wake up in the middle of the night and look at the person next of you and say:

“Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady”

Johnny: I woke up last night with penis grief

by DooksDookie July 11, 2021

Penis Fumbler

A younger guy who you meet at the bar that thinks he knows what he's doing in bed

"Baby, C'mon, I'll make you feel sooooo good" "How old are you again?" "Why, I'm 24" "Please, you're nothin' but a penis fumbler"

by mea mc November 17, 2011

Penis Penance

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..

Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!

by MrPabloE September 16, 2018

Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.

Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!

by krazychichi August 8, 2009

Penis Popper

The act of which sticking a lit firework down your Urethra and letting it explode.

If that guy flirts with my girl one more time ill give him the old penis popper.

by Fuck off, no October 26, 2020

Penis Pants

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004

penis art

drawing penises on EVERYTHING, and I mean everything because you are immature and it's funny as crap. This may also include making penises out of loose leaf paper.

Dude check out the 30 foot penis someone drew on the classroom wall! that's some hella penis art!

by 8888 February 24, 2003