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poopy penis

during anal sex,this is when a guy's penis is covered in poop when he takes his penis out of the anus,and his penis smells of poop for a very long time.
by information boss May 17, 2010
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Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.
Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.
by "BAD" May 1, 2011
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penis gypsy

A girl who has an ugly face, but a smoking hot bod, causing the male's penis to be confused and unsure of what it is feeling, like what a gypsy does to the unsuspecting tourist.
She makes my penis sad and horny at the same time, like some sort of penis gypsy
by Lorddingleberry May 25, 2010
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Eshrektile penis

When your penis turns green and grows 20 foot long
You: John, I've got an eshrektile penis
John: OMG YOUR PANTS RIPPED
by Worshiper of mighty lord shrek November 14, 2014
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Penis Hunter

Someone who goes on a rampage trying to find a dick to suck.
Wow she was such a Penis Hunter today.
by TrueShit81 January 22, 2015
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Hitler's penis

The Holy Grail for Germans. It has the power to impregnate anyone, man or woman, within 5 feet of it.
I found Hitler's penis and now I'm pregnant.
by Doge of teh Gods May 17, 2015
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Penis Backfire

When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself
"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.
by TMex1971 May 18, 2015
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