i call post it

saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct

meredith : “i love you more”

derek: “that’s not true”
meredith: “i call post it”

derek: “fuck”

by anonymous_kaysadilla August 4, 2020

Post butt clarity

1. The feeling just after the release of a strong bowel movement.
2. The feeling just after a successful prostate massage.
3. The feeling just after a direct interaction with a butt.

In that Post butt clarity, I looked down at my phone and I had been sitting for my entire lunch break.

I experienced an intense mind-wiping moment, followed by a post butt clarity where I realized where my hands were.

I had another post butt clarity yesterday that made me stop and think about my own health for a moment.

by Juanald definition July 16, 2021

Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.

oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in

by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022

Post Completion Depression

When something that you have put a lot of time into recently is finally over (like the finale to a tv series that you love, or the end of a great video game trilogy) you are sometimes left melancholy, and with a feeling of "what do I do now". This lingering sadness is called "Post Completion Depression", though it's often shortened to P.C.D.

Anime enthusiast: So have you finished watching Kill la Kill yet!?
Casual anime fan: Yeah, it was great, in fact, I think I'm starting to get Post Completion Depression.

by LILJJH September 11, 2015

Post-Final Syndrome

The clinical term for the lack of motivation that accompanies being done with college finals. Symptoms involve sleeping for unparalleled amounts of time, failure to interact with friends or loved ones, and feeling generally unmotivated.

PFS is known to last anywhere between two and four weeks. There is no known cure, but PFS is luckily almost never fatal. Symptoms recur even after repeated exposure to college finals, suggesting that the human mind cannot adapt to these circumstances.

I haven't seen Josh for weeks; he must be sleeping off his Post-Final Syndrome.

by Dryman May 23, 2017

Post-Disney Depression

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from Disney

Gerald is suffering from post-disney depression after returning from a trip to Disney

by ScarlettHolmes July 14, 2016

Post pool dick

When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.

"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."

by "The" Ben L. June 30, 2017