Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. 

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

Edge of Nowhere 

Edge of Nowhere is a gaming site that was originally named Blizzhackers and focuses on hacking video games produced by Blizzard Entertainment. Blizzhackers was shut down by Blizzard for legality issues and the website returned as "Edge of Nowhere". Now offering a minimal amount of hacks and cheats, Edge of Nowhere continues because of its close-knit userbase (most of whom have known each other for around 5 years).

I spend way too much time on Edge of Nowhere.

Edge of Nowhere by Foxtrot22 October 30, 2007

The Middle Of Buttfuck Nowhere 

To be in the middle of Buttfuck nowhere.
Hillbilly country.

To be on an isolated place in the middle of nowhere.

Well done Terry, now the car's smashed up and we're IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, all because you had to hotbox THE FUCKING CAR WHILE DRIVING... WITH THE WINDOWS UP! FUCK YOU TERRY. FUCK YOU.

Just like that Hillbilly's over there's going to do.

The Middle Of Buttfuck Nowhere by FUCK! THERE'S MORE HILLBILLIES April 1, 2021

where is your god now?

A 4chan meme used to incur fear, mostly sarcastically

Poster 1: I've been pwned!
Poster 2: Indeed. Where is your god now?

where is your god now? by Merovingian August 17, 2005

nowhere 

1.] A general term used to describe a rural setting with few signs of being inhabited.

2.] A nonexistant or imagined place which has the feasibility to subconsciously exist.

1.] I smoked one in nowhere last night and had a real trip of an adventure.

2.] Somewhere within the subconscious mind lies a place called nowhere-- a void inside of time and space which is seemingly existant to the individual.

nowhere by Jimmy(at the trap) February 9, 2009

How Now Brown Cow

I have no idea

*Whats up*
*How Now, Brown Cow*

How Now Brown Cow by XoILoveMorganBoX May 1, 2004

now what? 

"Now what?" is a phrase signifying boredom, a lack of topics to discuss, or a greeting after a brief to intermediate pause in conversation. It is common to see the term "dunno" follow as a response.

Speaker 1: "Now what?"

Speaker 2: "Dunno."

now what? by Blueberry Yum Yum March 27, 2008