milfeltoe

MILF + Cameltoe = Milfeltoe

Middle aged women in Yoga pants rock some serious milfeltoe

by bobdowCA February 23, 2012

milfecta

A threesome with two attractive mothers otherwise known as milfs.

l had a milfecta with those two chicks from the bar last night. It was awesome!

by CriminalCapone And Edian October 18, 2012

milfoid

Extension of the popular acronym, milf. Mum I'd Like to Fuck Only If Drunk.

I thought she was a milf dude, but the morning after realised she was a total milfoid.

by PeachTea November 28, 2012

Milfgasm

Orgasms women have which compel them to moan.

"Shu- Oh! What a Milfgasm! .. Ooh! Uh!"

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Milfmaid

A MILF at a swimming pool. Often spotted wading in the shallow end with offspring.

Dude, throw me my goggles, there's a whole school of Milfmaids over there.

by sweet_thang July 6, 2016

MILFWHED

A smoking hot mom, who also has a smoking hot daughter that's over 18. You want to fuck them both, at the same time.

MILFWHED: Mom I'd like to fuck...with her daughter.

Bro 1: Leah is hot at shit Bro! I want to fuck her!
Bro 2: Hell yeah, but did you ever see Leah's mom! Her mom's a fucking Milf!
Bro 1: I want to fuck Leah's mom, and Leah at the same time. Leah's mom is a MILFWHED!

by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016

Milfman

A man who is interested in dating hot, sexy women with children, (A.K.A. a milf).

Guy #1: My god, she's got like 6 kids, but I'd smash her with that body.

Guy #2: Stop being such a milfman, man.

by Cheslock March 18, 2017