Machine gun texting

Texting people a couple words at a time in separate messages

Hey
<send>
are you here?
<send>
I can't find you.
<send>
I'm at the front door.
<send>
- Response

Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>

by cdpage January 7, 2012

yogurt machine

When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.

Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.

Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.

by Stefan Ivanov January 6, 2008

Mexican Machine Gun

Throwing a hand full of rocks at someone because you can't afford a real gun.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?

Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?

Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

facebook machine

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook

guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that

by totaditopjk June 10, 2015

Any Time Machine

ATM also known to the well educated populous as the automated teller machine.

Could you please direct me to the nearest Any Time Machine, I would like to make a withdrawal.

Yo Tella! Ware dat Any Time Machine be at?!! I stack paper all day! 24/7!

by Krystianity March 2, 2010

cooter feather machine

tampon.

cooter-vagina
feather-it goes from | <--this to -->V (fans out)
machine- applicator; plastic tubee

Natalie from Bad Girls Club said (after she dropped it): "My Cooter Feather Machine!"

can i borrow a cooter feather machine?

by thatoneperson(: December 23, 2009

Alabama Slot Machine

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.

Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."

by H.P. Hovercraft August 15, 2011