Head Monster

Latin name: edipuss erectus: An over-sized primate with a non-discriminating taste for meat. When feasting, the Head Monster is usually unphased by outside distractions.

That head monster almost choked on the biggest cock I've ever seen, but luckily something startled it, and it ran away.

by OKP December 22, 2003

no-neck monster

One of the terms created by Tyra Banks
It means if you want to be a model, you have to show your neck when you're photographed

Tyra: Neck! Neck! Neck! Don't be a no-neck monster

by Le Solitaire October 30, 2013

Monster Munch

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!

by Minkey March 22, 2005

Titi Monster

a person who looks after his people and is always aware of his and his peoples surroundings.. usually someone you'd always want around.

damn everyone is such a Debbie Downer here, where is Titi Monster when we need him.

by SwiTchxTiti April 2, 2011

bucket monsters

Is a game orginally created by Lee Yang and Joe Hughes in the days of their youth..

The games goes like this... Firstly you gotta nip round the back of a homebase or b&q store... you then find an empty bucket or crate and put them over your head.

Now on 3 you shout "bucket monsters, coming to get you!" and run at the other person while they run at you.

You don;t ever win, but do a little better each time

it's like jousting but without a horse or lance.

Lets play bucket monsters

by Legotipex April 16, 2008

coochie monster

when a girls vagine has like 7 layers

the coochie monster just ate my dick

by j e n n a November 6, 2020

monster slam

when two monsters procreate.

hey 'paul' im going to slam that monster bitch over there. The monster ambles over to the monster bitch 'oi'm going to slam you' ( he says it in a strange 'irish monster accent') The female monster drops on all fours in a submissive gesture. 'Slam me' she says
'hey nigel' says paul, that is classic example of a monster slam

by Neil O'Malley July 12, 2006