May 13

May 13 is when girls get to suck dick

May 13 : all girls go get some

by Thebadbitch November 20, 2019

May 16th :)

Most people born on this day are complete and utter dumb bitches! This isn’t any normal day.... it’s a day when you can feel free to be as dumb as you like!!!!

OMG it’s May 16th :) !!! You know what that means Courtney? YOU’RE A DUMB BITCH :)

by dUmB bItCh :) October 17, 2019

May 21

Suck the person sitting across from you in seat 5 on the bus

Bend over boy it’s May 21

by Bad boy Val kid May 20, 2019

May 21

National dumbass day
If you were born on this day you are stupid

Wow alex is born on may 21 . Makes sense he's a real dumbass

by Xxivan_fortnitexX October 31, 2019

May 19

The day when we go back to school due to coronavirus.

Girl:Hey do you lnow what today is

Boy:No
Girl:Today is May 19 when we go back to school

by WEIRDO_JUGHEAD1.2 March 26, 2020

May 4

The unofficial day to prank people (like April Fool's Day) only they aren't expecting it.

Person 1: Did you see her freak when the other girl started speaking Spanish at her?
Person 2: On May 4?
Person 3: Yeah, she totally freaked out!!

by Yo47 May 04, 2009

May Day

A Washington College tradition, starting back in the 1960's, in which people get naked and dance around a flagpole on the campus green. If that wasn't enough, think about the hundreds of people who stare and watch like perverts.

I saw Joe Blow taking a piss infront of a PS officer on May Day!

Why are there always more guys naked than girls on May Day?

by Random Naked Girl May 02, 2006