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1. steal a trumpet from Guitar Store
2. Blow into it to get it warm
3. (for guys and girls) put a skirt on
4. bring a porta potty to ur bedroom
5. Eat a bag of proons
6. Take the biggest shit of your life
7. smear the shit on the porta potty floor.
8. Sit on the floor of the porta potty
9. Take the moist trumpet
10. Shove it up your ass
11. There you have it! You should be horny as fuck
12. Your welcome
2. Blow into it to get it warm
3. (for guys and girls) put a skirt on
4. bring a porta potty to ur bedroom
5. Eat a bag of proons
6. Take the biggest shit of your life
7. smear the shit on the porta potty floor.
8. Sit on the floor of the porta potty
9. Take the moist trumpet
10. Shove it up your ass
11. There you have it! You should be horny as fuck
12. Your welcome
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“I was getting a blow job, and when the time came for me to finish, I was like, ‘Where do you want it?’ And he was like, ‘Wherever you want it!’ And I was like, ‘I want it where you want it.’ And he was like, ‘But I want it where you want it!’” In the polite confusion over the direction of his penis, he said, he’d somehow ended up with it pointed at his own face. Some of it shot into his mouth — an accidental, and impressively powerful, hole in one.
2. Sydney's copy written emotion
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n. a nick name for a beloved shepherd in a frisky mood
2. adjective
adj. how you feel after having consumed parts of a spiny lobster at dinner when said parts, owing to the bad oysters at lunch, come raging simultaneously through your nostrils, and out yer ass
n. a nick name for a beloved shepherd in a frisky mood
2. adjective
adj. how you feel after having consumed parts of a spiny lobster at dinner when said parts, owing to the bad oysters at lunch, come raging simultaneously through your nostrils, and out yer ass
n., e.g., "Who's a horky rumble fish?!"
adj., e.g., "Whoa there, not even the lemon fanta could help after seven hours of horking and shitting that goddamn crustacean. Who would put a radiator next to a toilet, when there was even the most remote possibility of horky rumble fish ignominy?
adj., e.g., "Whoa there, not even the lemon fanta could help after seven hours of horking and shitting that goddamn crustacean. Who would put a radiator next to a toilet, when there was even the most remote possibility of horky rumble fish ignominy?
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