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Horny Tomato

when a girl pisses on your face and then has her period on your face so it sticks
that dude just got a horny tomato from his girlfreind!

Nasty!
by poonchasers June 17, 2008
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Horny

Here is the best way to get horny, and it is 100% garuenteed to work every time. If it doesn't I will buy you a roll of toilet paper and a shity 1990 lexus.
1. steal a trumpet from Guitar Store

2. Blow into it to get it warm
3. (for guys and girls) put a skirt on
4. bring a porta potty to ur bedroom
5. Eat a bag of proons
6. Take the biggest shit of your life
7. smear the shit on the porta potty floor.
8. Sit on the floor of the porta potty
9. Take the moist trumpet

10. Shove it up your ass
11. There you have it! You should be horny as fuck
12. Your welcome
by Mierda el culo porque no March 11, 2017
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Horny

1. what you feel after you read this

“I was getting a blow job, and when the time came for me to finish, I was like, ‘Where do you want it?’ And he was like, ‘Wherever you want it!’ And I was like, ‘I want it where you want it.’ And he was like, ‘But I want it where you want it!’” In the polite confusion over the direction of his penis, he said, he’d somehow ended up with it pointed at his own face. Some of it shot into his mouth — an accidental, and impressively powerful, hole in one.

2. Sydney's copy written emotion
that boy is horny af
by ba11sd33p69 September 30, 2018
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Hoopy

an interjection that expresses pleasure
Man, that concert last night was totally hoopy!
by xaq August 19, 2003
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horny

when your really turned on and you want something sexual between you and the other person
im super horny right now can you come over
by hiphopgirl October 24, 2015
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horky rumble fish

1. noun
n. a nick name for a beloved shepherd in a frisky mood

2. adjective
adj. how you feel after having consumed parts of a spiny lobster at dinner when said parts, owing to the bad oysters at lunch, come raging simultaneously through your nostrils, and out yer ass
n., e.g., "Who's a horky rumble fish?!"

adj., e.g., "Whoa there, not even the lemon fanta could help after seven hours of horking and shitting that goddamn crustacean. Who would put a radiator next to a toilet, when there was even the most remote possibility of horky rumble fish ignominy?
by Hork Meister December 16, 2011
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horny plump

An offensive term for a very horny, BBW cougar/Milf.
Horny plump is a perfect epitome of a paradox since horny and plump are adjectives by themselves, but I have combined them to form a noun.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2013
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