Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James October 19, 2015

1 hander

Typing with your right/left hand
because your left/right hand is busy

"genericnoname" just invented the word:

Legerephobia - Fear of going to college due to mass shootings
variant stem of legere to gather + T-Mobile online classes
It was a 1 hander!

by youtubevideos November 19, 2015

Brass handrail

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.

I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.

by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016

Emmanuel Handers

The wide receiver for the Denver Broncos formerly known as Emmanuel Sanders but due to his ability to catch any pass in Madden '16 is now defined by his hands

"Did he really just catch that pass?"

"They don't call him Emmanuel Handers for nothing."

by Jmac420 January 30, 2016

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

Irish Handlebar

The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.

Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!

by Dicoto October 4, 2016