festus

Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad

Festus:booty twerk

Person one:go away fetus

by Dirty harriettt January 14, 2014

FETs

Fried Egg Tits

Tits that look more like two eggs, sunny side up (so to speak) than actual tits.

Do you remember the Tonya Harding video?

All I can remember are the FETs

by Jeff Lebowski June 9, 2004

Foot fetishist

Your feet deserve love. They're your base of support, and they take you everywhere you go. If any part of your body deserves some extra attention, it's probably your feet.
Of course, you don't have to smear your partner's head with your foot sweat to indulge in a foot fetish. There are many ways to try out this kink if you're intrigued by feet but not sure where to start. "As with any fetish, it's really up to the individual to explore and figure out what they enjoy about it," says Goddess Aviva

Foot fetishist.
I use to make sure my feet look nice around your bother 😘😂

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 24, 2019

Pregnancy Fetish

Typically where a woman has an overriding urge to become pregnant as often and as many times as possible. Women with this fetish will shun birth control and almost never want their partners to pull out. Many women do not even care if the partner wishes to remain in the relationship with the child, it is purely about producing more children. Some choose to keep the newborns themselves, others turn them over to their fathers, and still others just put them up for adoption.

Melisha once again was in the throes of passion with a new man. His name was Michael, a dark haired body builder she’d met at her gym. After a brief talk, she’d convinced him to help her get pregnant again. He probably wouldn’t have agreed to it, except that Melisha offered him a contract to where he could in no way be held liable for the Child’s upbringing. And now they’d been at it for the past hour. Melisha smiled as she and her new lover both approached climax. She couldn’t wait for a new baby to be planted in her womb.

Suddenly, Michael tensed up and groaned deeply. Melisha quickly threw her dark form back into his groin, trying hard not to spill a drop. She felt Michael’s member begin to swell and pulse as he dug his fingers deep into her hips, and she felt a familiar train of thought enter her mind.

There’s a man’s cock pulsing inside me.

Hopefully making me pregnant, making me a mother once more.

Casual and unprotected sex.

Michael groaned as he began to dump the contents of his balls deep inside this beautiful black woman. Melisha reached back and gently cupped his balls as he came, whispering “Please, put a beautiful mixed baby in my belly. Give me all you have!” His next few spurts felt stronger and heavier. Eventually tho, he fell limp and slid out of her. She smiled: with any luck, his sperm was already digging its way inside her fertile egg.
A good example of Pregnancy Fetish.

by Swirlgirl54 April 28, 2021

festus

penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.

I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.

by drakespubichair February 21, 2020

febuse

another word for cat.

mostly just used by me.

"this place is packed, you couldnt swing a febuse!"

"man, I'm sorry your febuse got ran over"

by count December 5, 2003

balloon fetishism

what the fuck! people actually get turned on by a childs toy. ive heard of a lot of wierd fetishes like robots, clowns, glasses, masks but this just takes the biscuit

balloon fetishism is the most fucking weird thing ive ever heard of

by 7654321 July 15, 2006