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brotherhood of fantastic corrosion 

The brotherhood of fantastic corrosion is a theoretical

body of political possibility, the brotherhood

is, was, and always will be in opposition with The

alliance of incredible erosion. The idea behind the

brotherhood of fantastic corrosion is to oppose every
view the alliance of incredible erosion has, to a

completely equal degree, this equilibrium is a

representation and a juxtaposition of society, which

is the main friend and the main foe of each of the theoretical political groups.
The 'brotherhood of fantastic corrosion' opposes the alliance
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fucking fantastic 

a shorter, simplified way of stating merphy's law, anything that can go wrong, will. used mostly when everything seems to go agenst you, all at ounce.

some other variations include fan fucking tastic, fuck tacular, and just plain old "fuck"
when going to work, every light is red, and when less then 2 minutes away, a traffic jam that blocks you in. in a state of disbelief from your bad luck, you may utter....

fucking fantastic.
a set of slang used by homosexuals and faghags.
I can't understand Owen! He keeps talking in fagtalk!
fagtalk by Rick Shroter November 6, 2004

fagtastic 

a term referring to something that is stupid or gay
"Did you see that? That was fagtastic"
fagtastic by chris January 18, 2003

fantabulous 

A hybrid of the words fantastic and fabulousto demonstrate over-zelousness.
Wow! This water tastes fantabulous
fantabulous by bruno guindon September 14, 2005

fantastic! 

Often said with emphasis on the 'faan' part...as heard in 'Features For Print..'
Oh my god!! Decky is fantastic!
Oh my god!! Karla, it is faaantastic!!
fantastic! by Karla & Decky December 17, 2008

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children 

Used by the Final Fantasy franchise to corral some customers back. Was originally supposed to be released in the fall 2003, but as of now, downloading it illegally is the only way it can be viewed.

Final Fantasy 7 was the first game in the series to be featured on PlayStation. In a bid to appeal to more gamers, the series deviated from more medieval settings and characters to settings and characters reminiscent of anime, which was gaining popularity around the late 90s. Cloud's spiky hair and superhuman strength reeks of DragonBallZ, Tifa's enormous breasts reek of hentai, and Red XIII's talking animalhood reeks of Pokemon. Consequently, Final Fantasy went from having a fanbase of 1,000 to 1,000,000 overnight.

Compounding the effect was the fact that the internet and online message boards and chats were a new thing, so not only are there new fans, but they can easily converse about Final Fantasy 7, God's gift to gamers and anime aficionados. Eight years pass and the popularity of anime is now at epidemic levels, and Final Fantasy 7 is regarded by many as the best RPG ever. People are crying for a sequel.

Squaresoft is now in a tenuous position. Despite them throwing FF7 references and crossovers in every game, and despite the later titles being more in-synch with earlier titles, people didn't like Final Fantasy 8, 9, X or Tactics for the simple reason that they were not Final Fantasy 7. Everybody wants Final Fantasy 7-2. Square decides to give the fanboys and girls what they want, and Before Crisis, Dirge of Cerberus and Advent Children go into production. Rumors of a FF7 remake for PS3 are all over the internet. Square is officially in business again.

Advent Children, much as the game that inspired it, is an anime movie. Essentially, it is one long fight scene with a bit of plot mixed in. The only characters with a role are Cloud, Tifa and Vincent. Sephiroth, the main villain, makes a 90 second cameo to fight Cloud, and Red XIII, Cait Sith, Cid, Barret and Yuffie make 90 second cameos to fight Bahamut.

How exactly Sephiroth managed to come back is never explained; where Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo came from is never explained; how Kadaj became Sephiroth is never explained; the full story of Geostigma is never explained; the plot holes from the game were never covered up nor explained, and how Aeris and Zack continue to exist is not explained.

In short, it's a lot like the game.
If you like anime, you are a loser.

If you think Final Fantasy VII is the best game in the series, then it was obviously your first Final Fantasy and you have no idea what the series is about. You are a loser.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is nothing more than CG anime.

Hence, if you like Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, then you are a loser.