Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.

I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

Young-Earther

A young earth creationist. One who is as untethered from reality as a Flat-Earther is.

While we openly ridicule Flat-Earthers, we routinely put Young-Earthers in charge of our national security.

by JennyPal January 7, 2024

Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.

Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm

by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024

round earth

the actual shape of the earth

retard: the earth is flat
smart person: no its not we live on a round earth you fucking moron

by evaevaevaevaeva January 21, 2024

Flat Earther

Someone named Claudius

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.

by RoundEarther February 12, 2024

Flat earth society

Idiots United, a ungodly amount of idiots in an idiot colony

Nutcase: I’m apart of the flat earth society!
Jeremy: oh you mean idiots United

by Snowy the Cat February 19, 2024