smiling donkey

When two men ingage in anal sex and one man kicks like a donkey while the other bites off his ass hair.

oh a sweet smiling donkey

by esteban October 16, 2003

Donkey Kong

the hitting of a woman/man on the top of the head as to not leave any marks (action)ball up hand into fist and swing it in a downward motion(like the swinging of a hammer) he donkey konged that bitch

that bitch got loud with me so I donkey konged her,

by mr_inglish January 24, 2007

donkey slap

After one has “knocked the bitch out” from the “Donkey Punch” one continues by mushroom stamping that hooker while she is unconscious.

Dat’bitch waz out. I donkey slapped the shit out of dat ass, da hocker showed dat shit for a week.

by A-wow July 04, 2006

donkey farts

When you sexually please a dolphin with a Pringles can.

PETA was protesting Sea World because someone gave Flipper donkey farts.

by Muff Snorkler November 10, 2011

Angry Donkey

The act of combining a "Angry Pirate" and the "Donkey Punch"
The point is to give you more than enough time to escape and laugh from a safe distance

Dude 1: While fucking Sarah I gave her an angry donkey
Dude 2: Whats that?
Dude 1: I was doing her doggy style and then I punched in the back of her head, flipped her over and jizzed in her eye and then I kicked her in the shin!
Dude 2: WHY!?
Dude 1: Because it was funny!
Dude 2: Oh ok

by silvermanblue June 22, 2010

donkey sandwich

1) having events go against one's own will. 2) having a bad day.

The definition comes from the illustrative comparison of a meal that one eats associated to state of being. That is, bad food equates to bad "esprit de corps".

My boss was on my case at work, I ate donkey sandwich all day.

by Wunanny_boy May 01, 2003

Donkey Punch

A fruit drink, often mixed with alcohol, that tastes like ass.

I swore I asked for the jungle juice, but ended up with donkey punch.

by Dickchinhairy November 30, 2015