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Beautiful disaster

Unplanned pregnancy
Will my child be the result of a beautiful disaster?
by Sexydimma May 26, 2021
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Natural Disaster

Sibling: *Destroys your room out of rage*
You to your friend: I had to deal with a natural disaster today.
by SB757 July 30, 2021
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Multi-disastering

Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate America often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.
Jim: Hey Brian wanna grab lunch?

Brian: I'm out bro. I'm multi-disastering the Rockwall account.
by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021
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Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
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Anti-disastablishmentarianism

Don’tfuckwiththechurchifyouwanttoleave-ism
- You know, I don’t understand why people want to leave church.

- That sounds like you support anti-disastablishmentarianism.
by Stopicouldadroppedmahcroissant October 15, 2021
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Natural disasters

Something some are using as an excuse to try and run people off.
They had convinced people living there that it was a good idea to relocate, even though they had lived there for years, based on natural disasters and climate change.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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natural disaster

When someone named adi Patel starts busting off to tom holland. The waves of cum will be so large , Shivams greatness pales in comparison to it.
An example of a natural disaster might be your local alien adi Patel busting off to Tom holland during computer science class in school
by Thegoatestshivam December 13, 2021
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