digigong

Digital Gong--Derived from the old television show named, "The Gong Show". The process of stopping an MP3 or video before it is over when it gets boring or annoying, usually due to over performance or general suckiness of the performer.

I had to digigong Mariah Carey when she hit that horrible high note and started riffing. I wish there was an automatic digigong every time Michael Bolton sings.

by Spread like Mike Honcho November 29, 2010

Digit Dew

the wet residue left on one's finger after fingering a girl.

1. Dude, I had some digit dew on my finger when we got done, so I wiped it on her leg.

2. James: What's that smell?

Austin: Still got some digit dew left on my finger from my exploits last night.

by LesPaulC December 1, 2010

digifriend

Digifriend \dij-E-frend\
noun
1. a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard soley through a digital medium.

Brian: Hey Ted, isn't that your friend Leonard? You should say hello?

Ted: No, he's just my digifriend. We don't actually interface when we see one another in person, i just carry on lengthy conversations with him online and then ignore him when I see him out.

by #DaltonVoss November 21, 2011

Digital Jet-Lag

When communicating with someone digitally in a distant time zone by phone, text, video chat or Skype, digital jet-lag is the feeling of being tired or fatigued from said communication and its disruption of your normal schedule and routine.

Joey: Why are you so tired? It's only 5pm where you live.
Damon: I have digital jet-lag from staying up until 3:30am video-chatting with you.

by Damonator May 6, 2012

Digiovanna

a beautiful, attractive, amazing family. They all have a great sense of humor and are extremely welcoming. One of the daughters, jess, is model material. The other melissa, is the most amazing girl in the world, but doesn't give hugs. She secretly loves rob, but won't admit it. She is really weak and needs to workout but despises physical activity. One day she wishes to pursue a relationship with frank but once again, is too afraid to admit it to anyone. She has a a wonderful friend through all the hardships of her life named lauren who is funny and outgoing and is a great friend. Beccerzzz the third daughter is a stuck up female dog but lovable... Sabrina, the youngest daughter is in love with general hospital and has a close friend marina who is a freaking boss and is cool. So where was I, oh yeah, melissa , aka blish, is so beautiful. She should dye her hair blonde though but she doesn't because then we might die because she would be drop dead gorgeous. When she grows up she will live in a cardboard box with a santa clause hat with her dreamy husband, rob. Her goal in life is to become a football playing king in space, but that will never happen because that requires too much physical activity. She showers every 3 days and the reason frank calls her "Untapped" because she has so much hidden potential in every aspect of life that she is too afraid to show. She wears bandeus on a daily basis and doesn't eat meat. ps, hers was brown.

Stranger: Who is that awesome girl over there?
Rob: Oh thats my wife, Melissa Digiovanna.

by Rob and Frank August 6, 2012

digidiot

Anyone who cannot even master the simplest items of technology.

The ability to program a pre programmed microwave is beyond their ken. They wouldn't get that the popcorn button is all they need to push to have microwaved popcorn. Tom is such a digidiot he has to ask for help at self service gas stations.

by pensman August 30, 2012

Digital Vitiligo

When the media uses people of colour in ads, magazines, etc. and lightens their skin in an effort to be more "marketable" read: white and "appealing" read: white to a larger white audience.

This process lightens the skin so much that the person in question bears little resemblance to a real person of colour and is obviously fake.

"Did you see Rihanna on the cover of Vogue? It looks like she has digital vitiligo..."

"Why do Venus and Serena Williams look about 4 shades lighter than normal in the new iPhone commercial?"

by ThisIsRoc January 25, 2013