Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 8, 2019

Do it on LAN

unable to perform on lan

Do it on lan! Oh wait, you're ei|spirit!! YOU CANT DO IT ON LAN!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

doing a chloe

When you vomit on a lads dick, this phenomenon primarily occurs in contact with private school kids or Boris Johnson tribute acts.

"Pass the wet wipes, she's doing a chloe and it burns."

by anonymous December 17, 2020

do a bongbong

verb. to disappear from, decline, or cancel a speaking engagement for the flimsiest of reasons; to just suddenly disappear; to turn coward at the first hint of being asked serious questions in front of an audience.

from the name of a former senator of the Philippines, who, on several occasions, failed to appear as scheduled, citing reasons even a second grader would find laughable.

Dude, we're scheduled to defend our research paper on Tuesday. Do a bongbong on us and we'll make sure you never graduate.

by JoQo January 28, 2022

To do a dennis

verb.

To miss a very important moment as the only person in a group.

Have you seen that girl dancing? No, I just did a dennis. (to do a dennis)

by T is in the house March 18, 2021

peep dos

Look at those

Peep dos hos.

by lflint February 25, 2010

do the digging

It typically means to search, look for or trying to find out something

My teacher asked me about the history of America and I figured that I had to do the digging to find the answer.

by Mechavelli November 16, 2018