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toes crossed

when the sex is so good, it makes your toes cross
man, that girl made me cum so hard she made my toes crossed!
by GaryTHATGary September 23, 2020
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Cross the bridge

To lick the choad during oral sex.
Austin: I went out with Jenny Saturday night and ate the pussy.
Keller: Did you cross the bridge?
Austin: You know I did!
by Kellerino July 6, 2018
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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Double-Crossed

When you are under the influence of marijuana and alcohol, being “crossed”, while also under the influence of caffeine and nicotine.

The second “cross” is the caffeine and nicotine, hence both “crosses” making a double cross.

The alcohol gives you a buzz, the weed makes you high, the nicotine releases dopamine, and the caffeine keeps you awake. Combining all 4 substances at once creates a blissful and energized high if done properly.

It’s important to not over-do any specific substance but to consume each keeping it mind the goal of being double-crossed, otherwise you risk going through a tough time in some way.
Jake: I heard you got double-crossed at the party on Saturday.

Matt: Yeah, it was one of the best highs I’ve had. Nothing hits like 4 at once.
by Pouncer400 March 29, 2023
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criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
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Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.
Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?
by Truxtin May 2, 2024
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joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
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