captain recedo

bearing witness to a man or woman with a receding hair line

mate, check out captain recedo.

by Fin Gunn August 7, 2007

master captain

someone who has died twice and on the second death rose out of the sea on the 10th day with a full chubby in which becomes a master captain

AZ2 Rojas is master captain sailor of the navy.

by AZ3 "senior captain" Dudley January 13, 2008

Cloak the Captain

To put a condom on one's penis.

Hangon, baby, let me just cloak the captain...

by Gradient January 22, 2005

Captain America

James Andrew Holloway

Defender of the US, hero of the world, it's Captain America / Andrew.

by dees nuts March 24, 2005

Captain Pancake

You know by his name that he is the 1337 of the 1337.

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by Captain Pancake January 12, 2005

Captain Vagina

A guy who just had his first Sex-Ed class and thinks it's ok to say vagina.

Dude 1: Awsome! I can say vagina now without getting yelled at.

Dude 2: Man, you're being such a Captain Vagina.

by Shitpie June 4, 2007

Captain save a Ho

a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names

Everyone was picking on cuddly jen when chad came in and started being her captain save a ho.

by Girl February 28, 2004