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Colton

a guy that is a total stud, often times being a complete cuck. however, he gets major dick, because he is compensating for his own size. you'll typically see him in trains with other dudes, normally other cucks. if you ever find a colton in the wild, stay away as far as possible. he will try to grab your ass and touch you where the sun does not shine. he tends to go after 'women', but sadly cannot get any action as he is cucked. keep caution
Colton stay away from my kids!
by the-poon-slayer December 6, 2025
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Colton

the most reliable guy in the world, the guy all the homies wanna be like (he’s a little gay sometimes) but we love him gives off the biggest dick and thiccest ass energy.
man that Colton fellow is very sexy.
by Greencreeper1929 December 12, 2025
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Cotton Bowl

When one smokes weed and gets cottonmouth and then licks someone's asshole.
"Dude, my Tinder date totally gave me a cotton bowl last night"!
by Retrogradetrav December 31, 2025
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Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.
We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.
by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009
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pickn-cotton

the act of one having a job, career or daily task. Hustling legal or illegal. slave term, blacks on the plantation were forced to pick cotton for slave owners. In today's world there is a different owner forcing one to slave. This could be the government, bills, child support, etc. updated version of slaving
wyd? man right now im here pickn-cotton but i will done soon and off the plantation.
by Mont G September 22, 2011
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Cutting Cotton

When nipples become so erect that they're sharp enough to cut through the shirt covering them.
"It's so frigging cold I'm cutting cotton over here!"
by Carmella Mycrotchi September 25, 2012
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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
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