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pickn-cotton 

the act of one having a job, career or daily task. Hustling legal or illegal. slave term, blacks on the plantation were forced to pick cotton for slave owners. In today's world there is a different owner forcing one to slave. This could be the government, bills, child support, etc. updated version of slaving
wyd? man right now im here pickn-cotton but i will done soon and off the plantation.
pickn-cotton by Mont G September 22, 2011
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not here to pick cotton 

not here to pick cotton is a sentence said by a slave shortly before being beaten
black man: im not here to pick cotton

white man: GET PICKIN NIGA

Cotton Pickin Music

Music that African Americans fancy when working out in the cotton yards for old man Clemens.
"Wowsers those negrows should turn down that Cotton Pickin Music" "Look at that cracker and or saltine being black jammin to Cotton Pickin Music"

Cotton Pickin 

Something people say when they get mad.
Or it is a replacement for GD or Gosh Darn it.
"You get on my last cotton pickin nerves!"

"Damn, you so cotton pickin fugly"
Cotton Pickin by Tay-Nii-Chan October 22, 2008

Pick My Cotton 

This phrase stems from cotton fields that were tended by slaves.

Pick my cotton in other words means 'do me a favor' but is not a question, it has more of a 'do it' tone.

Usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables.

Alternatively it can be used as 'I'll pick your cotton' which is used to say, 'Yes I will do you a favor, but I hate you.'
"Dude can you pick my cotton here?" Pointing at the TV and PS3.
"Fine..."

"Grab my coffee while you're in the kitchen."
"Fine, I'll pick your cotton. Bastard."
Pick My Cotton by Ogen July 20, 2009

Pick your cotton 

To have amazing or wild sex with another person.
How you doing baby, why you come back to my place so I can Pick your cotton.

Cotton Pickin' Second 

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"
GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!