Carter

A carrot forged in the deep aisle of a Japanese breast. This creature has no beginning and no end. Your cum, his feast. Your foreskin, massaging his toes. Your nipples, his fresh meat. He is a monster hell cannot contain. Sacks jiggle to the sound of his voice. His every step, a fetus is aborted. His arrival is your defeat. This 8-legged anteloped hog and is a specimen conquering every hole on the planet. People refer to this mythical creature as God's Erection.

My fetus is developing like a Carter. Meaning the fetal implant is being referred to as the lunar cycle of the fetal reproductive system, and release a failed egg through the clitoris hole and is proceeding to excrete buckets of 1% anal fluid.

by Coceater February 4, 2021

Carter

She is so blonde, and i mean BLONDE. she has an extra toe probably but is too shy to show anyone except for her fourth grade boyfriend. Carter has the personality of someone whose from Texas.

Carter loves authentic Tex-Mex

by doitfart? March 17, 2021

Casperish

The way a person with no tan looks.

George looked over at his friend Callie at the beach and said “Girl you’re looking real casperish right now!”

by Lynzee2002 March 17, 2021

Carter’d

Beating off next to your girlfriend when she falls asleep after being denied

My girl fiend denied me sex 3 days in a row so I Carter’d my dick

by Carter’d March 27, 2021

carter

a guy who is handsome and athletic. falls for one girl really hard and doesnt stop thinking about her. really funny and is really awesome once you get to know him. can seem mean but is nice once you get to know him. tries really hard. usually has blond or brown hair and brown or hazelnut eyes

carter

by feeling misunderstood March 28, 2021

Canterbury

a right shitole in sourthern england. there used to be two costas and two waterstones next to each other which is fucking pointless. I guess there's also a cathedral or as us scholarly canterburians refer to it as: nonce central.

you see that archbishop of canterbury bloke he just diddled the choir boy

by aberrance54 on spotify March 30, 2021

carter

sexy man that is verry orgasmic is missing 5 toes on each foot and it the defantion of cancer but he has a big peepee

mom: hey honey i fucked carter and cheated on you
dad:its okay huny i hear he is verry orgasmic
son: im carter and im ur fucin son and u fucked me

by isabelle6969 April 1, 2021