Metal boner

When someone hears metal so amazing that they simply can't contain a boner.

Dude, have you heard the album by Wintersun? I'm getting a metal boner just thinking about it!

by alreadytaken4536 April 27, 2009

cold boner

a boner which is freezing cold. Usually only occurs in those who have Cold Boner Syndrome (CBS). People who have a cold boner should typically fornicate with women who have icebox vaginas to avoid the tongue on the flagpole effect.

Guy 1: "my boner is freezing cold right now"

Guy 2: "I didn't know you had CBS!"

Guy 1: "Yeah, thats why my girlfriend looks like shit. I have to settle for those icebox vaginas, its a tough life."

Guy 2: "It's the cold boner life. Livin it, Lovin it, doing it."

by Phil Halberson March 3, 2011

White Boner

A particularly potent strain of marijuana originating from Southern Connecticut.

"Yo dude i just scored a diesel 20 sack of White Boner!"

by LittleHalfSquat February 19, 2009

Boner

Erection of the genitals from excitement or pleasure.

Timmy got a boner when he saw Becky swimming naked in her backyard.

by Frat Guy 2009 May 6, 2013

Boner Race

A contest in which 2 or more people see who can achieve an erection first without visual or physical stimulation. These contests are generally announced at random and proven simply by showing the bulge in the pants. A boner race can not be announced if a contestant already has an erection. All contestants must start completely flaccid (this is of course based on the honor system). Cheating is grounds for immediate disqualification from all future boner races. The integrity of the sport must be upheld.

Initiator: I declare a boner race!

(time passes)

Winner: I win! Check out that hog!

by JD Millions March 15, 2011

Boner Queef

When you jack off so much that you cant jizz anymore. Insted a fart that sounds like a queef comes out.

Hutras on a lonely night. He jacks off to glee so much he boner queefs.

by SilenceIKeelYou March 29, 2011

false boner

Getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed.

Person 1:Kevin dude we won the contest!!
Person 2:No way dude thats awesome!
Person 1:Ohh wait never mind, thats not us.
Person 2:Ahhh dude you just gave me a false boner.

by David Munafo January 30, 2009