happy pee

When a man cums from his penis.

I am about to "happy pee" on your face.

by 7even January 28, 2008

happy box

A way to bribe kids into doing things for you, usually for girls.

Get me a cup of tea and you can get something from the happy box.

by Mikhail Alexander November 19, 2011

happy dog

when a male wearing boxers has his penis in a bad position then leans over and shakes a leg, thus having it fall down into one of the legs of the boxers.

Did you see him being a happy dog?

by Nick June 21, 2004

happy together

people who are happy when they are together

Me and tori are in love and are happy together!

by blayney May 23, 2006

Happiness merchant

The person who supplies all the nitrous oxide at the party.

*Condent hands Alex a balloon of nos*
*Alex consumes balloon*
Alex: Yo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Condent: OIII I'm the happiness merchant!!!

by Condent March 17, 2021

The Happy Pickle

a whore house in the Potomac Maryland village where whores go to whore out. and horny men go get laid

I went to the Happy Pickle and came home with a happy pickle ;)

by happy pickle November 29, 2010

happy the pappy

A state of euphoric happiness without any self criticism about oneself, raising their popularity and social status by putting others down by offending or disrespecting them.

This behavior is usually seen with arrogant and ignorant show-off, constantly seeking for acknowledgment of their superiority in beauty, knowledge, earnings, sports etc., expecting total obedience and sacrifice from others to take second place.

1. He took all the credit for what the team achieved. He's totally happy the pappy with himself.
2. Look at her gloating, she's so happy the pappy about her beauty.
3. I can nearly hear that arrogant ass say "Look at me, look at me, I'm the best". Totally happy the pappy.
4. He's totally happy the pappy, driving his dads car. damn show-off.
5. He thinks he knows it all and do not try to tell him otherwise. Happy the pappy about it too.

by Dirk Draken July 19, 2007