by Wolfpack definitions 69 March 13, 2019
Get the river thotmug. makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!
by BudhaDOg October 8, 2021
Get the mung river virusmug. when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
Get the river of excellencemug. A solid bowel movement excreted in a lake or other body of water used privately or by the public. Generally increasing in size the longer it floats.
Stephen couldn’t help but notice the river pickle floating towards him. He shouted, “Hey, who squeezed out a river pickle!’
by Third Term Boyz August 3, 2024
Get the River Picklemug. 
by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019
Get the Buttface river monstermug. dumb mf 😭😭😭😭😭
by SexyKinsAsh69 July 27, 2021
Get the river lupinmug.