Angry Pirate

When someone with a hook shaped penis gives anal sex to another person angrily.

I gave her the Angry Pirate last night! I smashed her Arrrrrrrsehole

by Tek Tonic January 21, 2019

angry caleena

when jocia hits her from the back so hard she moans whales dick

ahh daddy angry caleena

by Dezz nuts48593 December 30, 2018

Angry Camper

Were you take alot of laxatives on late Friday night going canping with you girl friend and hour later ur fucking the bitch and tell her ur 🥜 and then quickly shit all over her face!!

"I told my homie yesterday that i gave my bitch a Angry Camper"

by twinkiekikr60 May 23, 2018

Angry Hobo

When you puke up someones asshole

doug: puke
dougs mom: good job
you did an angry hobo

by Zeusa_boi December 1, 2020

angry jowler

When someone shakes their head back and forth quite violently causing their cheeks to become outstretched. The only true reason for this is to prepare themselves for the taking of a very huge dick. Either that or the preparation of a dick going up the nose and incredibly large balls entering the mouth.

When a huge dick is approaching the face of the unfortunate victim the angry jowler must be unleashed.

by BnrndOD February 16, 2010

Angry Shower

Usually taken by a 40 something man who lives with his mom and has tons of hotties on facebook! After a night of chatting and stalking he will go take a shower and beat the fuck out of his love sausage and scrote sac!

F: Oh baby i wish we didn't live a thousand miles apart! I'd suck your cock!

M: Thanks a lot, I'm going for an angry shower!

by doktah doug May 1, 2011

Angry Trumpet

While getting head, the man blows diarrhea all over the bed/other party.

I was straddling her chest while she was blowing me, so those burritos made for a great Angry Trumpet.

by neosteauxbai June 29, 2009