Alex Vause

The hottest woman alive. She is a character in Orange Is the New Black. She is tall, hot, and a lesbian. She likes to read and holy shit she looks hot while doing it. She has jet black hair and secretary glasses that make me go insane. You should definitly check her out.

Me: Damn Alex Vause is hot. I wish she was my wife
Friend: Agreed

by Sadietheoitnbobsessed January 11, 2023

Alex L

A stupid fucking bitch who I hate more than anyone else

Someone banned from cms.exe: man I really hate alex l
Random person: I hate him too

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

Lydia Alex

a short woman

She's just like Lydia Alex

by w0wth4tw4sr34llyc00l April 20, 2022

Alex Weisman

A passionate lover
Someone who loves nature
An architect

Man, I wish I could be Alex Weisman when I grow up.

by Yankees99 April 18, 2021

alex speak

Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.

"yeo cum here girl we finna do sum or wha-"
Man cut out that alex speak.

by DetrimentalMug October 8, 2020

Alex Turner

Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.

Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.

by alexturnerscumdumpslut November 24, 2021

Alex Touron

Her eyes are are like the Milky Way. Her smile lights up the whole room. Her compliments make your day. When she say she loves you heart jumps out of your chest. She is perfect no matter what anybody say and even if they do say she is not perfect she is perfect to me. I love you Alex.

I love Alex Touron

by I love Alex June 29, 2014