douche-tard

An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded.
Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.
by Calibri December 06, 2011
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FUCK TARD

one who is completely fuckking retarted a mix of

jackass+smart ass+ being extremely anal and always having to correct people.
"look mother he is being a fuck tard"
by unfucktard September 06, 2011
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F uck Tard

A person who constantly makes mistakes or makes an over all fool of them self
"Did you see what Chase wore to the strip club?, He looked like a F uck Tard"
by Ice 9 March 03, 2008
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pimp tard or pimptard

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.
Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
by Brandon December 09, 2004
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g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE
Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less
by jgiddy99 August 19, 2005
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Full Feel-tard

Reaching the highest amount of "feels" possible; similar to the phrase "Full Retard"
Friend 1: "Check this song out *plays really depressing song*"
Friend 2: "You just went full feel-tard, man..."
by asdf65 May 22, 2013
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Tard-O-Copter

The act of laying on your own neck, and spinning your entire body around while your legs move recklessly.
Hey, look! He's doing the Tard-O-Copter!
by Numb_Nuts_W_Bush February 06, 2011
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