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Shit-tarded

This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!
I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.
by Buford3 April 30, 2009
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FUCK TARD

one who is completely fuckking retarted a mix of

jackass+smart ass+ being extremely anal and always having to correct people.
"look mother he is being a fuck tard"
by unfucktard September 7, 2011
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F uck Tard

A person who constantly makes mistakes or makes an over all fool of them self
"Did you see what Chase wore to the strip club?, He looked like a F uck Tard"
by Ice 9 March 3, 2008
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pimp tard or pimptard

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.
Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
by Brandon December 9, 2004
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g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE
Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less
by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005
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Tard-O-Copter

The act of laying on your own neck, and spinning your entire body around while your legs move recklessly.
Hey, look! He's doing the Tard-O-Copter!
by Numb_Nuts_W_Bush February 24, 2011
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Full Feel-tard

Reaching the highest amount of "feels" possible; similar to the phrase "Full Retard"
Friend 1: "Check this song out *plays really depressing song*"
Friend 2: "You just went full feel-tard, man..."
by asdf65 May 21, 2013
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