Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.

Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"

by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013

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jelly bracelets

black = sex
blue = handjob
red = blowjob
clear = snapper's choice
green = anal
white = flash
pink = girl's choice
light blue = guy's choice
gold = finger
silver/grey = fisting
yellow = hug
purple = hug & kiss
orange = 69
glow in the dark = sex toys
indigo = suck any part of the body

oh... he snapped one of my jelly bracelets... oh well... ;)

by clawing-backs May 13, 2013

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Jellie Parry

Acronym for the words "jealous" & "paranoid". Root source comes from a south park episode.
Nicknames for anyone acting overly jealous or paranoid.

"Your girlfriend needs to stop the insane psycho talk soon. She is being so Jellie Parry."

by Rarely Obscure April 28, 2014

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jelly jockin

To explain someone who swallowa sperm

That girl was jelly jockin me last night.

by nerdturd23 June 16, 2014

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Jelly fish

When a song is your favorite song. It's your "jam"

Wow this song is my jelly fish.

by Great catch August 18, 2014

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peanut butter and jelly

A American Jihadi code term for explosives training.

the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.

by Sexydimma December 2, 2014

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