zoned

To be in a state of deep concentration, perplexed, unconscious

James was zoned out for hours while playing illusions of the mind

by Fisher October 15, 2003

Fuck zoned

A person who wants to be in a relationship with his or her fuck buddy but is only used for sex when needed.

Alex was fuck zoned because he was too good at what he did.

by Kimposible91 July 9, 2015

p'zoned

A more hardcore way of being pwned

Virtual Doctor: Congradulations! You have: AIDS
Kid: Oh nos!!!1!! I'm gonna diez0rz
Kid2: P'ZONED!

by STD AIDs October 17, 2003

bud zoned

After fiercely pursuing and fantasizing about a potential love interest, bud zoning is the act of relegating said fantasy into a "friend" and no longer being able to picture them as an object of sexual desire.

Bud zoned is the word to refer to a guy that is no longer a sexual interest to a female pursuant.

Friend: "How did your date go?"

Tina: "I can't picture kissing him!"

*Friends make eye contact."

Friend: "Bud zoned!"

by XXXTina October 17, 2012

Mom zoned

a girl who does all the stuff your mom would do for you

Karina friend zoned me, so I mom zoned her.

by Notyouraverageniceghee December 11, 2016

p'zwnd

A combination of the word for massive ownage, "pwn," and the food made by pizza hut, the "p'zone." It's pronounced as if it's spelled pizowned. It basically means that you got brutally owned because you ate massive amounts of food. Getting p'zwnd can be the result of eating contests or friend's dares. People who are p'zwnd frequently exclaim things like, "I think I'm going to die." Being p'zwnd is sometimes accompanied by groans of intense pain or writhing on the floor in misery. In one way or another, a person who is p'zwnd will need to seek a bathroom for complete recovery.

Joe was utterly p'zwnd after eating a massive one pound burger, a jumbo order of fries, and a gigantic milkshake.

Joe completely desecrated the men's room after getting totally p'zwnd at Fudds.

by Andres Silvestre May 29, 2008

Friend-zoned

When a girl you like cries on your shoulder, but won't suck your dick. She usually goes through 10 guys a month.

John- So I hung out with Susan last night.
Bill- Damn she's hot. She suck your dick?
John- No! She fucking friend-zoned my ass.

Bill- Fuck that bitch!

by Ahsjdjeo473892 December 18, 2015