ZOOMAMI

when you spend too much time on conference calls(a TSUNAMI of Zoom)

Sheesh today was a zoomami...8 hours on video

by theEnglishguywhoknowsyourMom April 28, 2021

zomani

Helpful, kind, gentle, and understanding. They will always be there for you and stand up for you.They will alway help you and be by your side.

If a bully is bullying you Zomani will stand by your side.

by Zomani November 21, 2021

Zooming

The act of being in any video call/ conference, during witch you partner gets naked or otherwise flashing you causing distraction knowing you can't just walk away

"I was in an important video conference for work last night and Stacy started zooming me, do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when a pair of double Ds are bouncing right in front of you."

by Zeeg009 January 11, 2022

Zoomabloomin

Going really fast

Hey that boats zoomabloomin

by Aaron Howard/Deborah Gleeson July 4, 2022

zooandrophobia

The fear of people wearing fursuits

P1: "have you been to a furry convention before"
P2: "hell no, i have severe zooandrophobia; i'd have a panic attack if i even saw a fursuiter!"

by Gummy34 August 4, 2022

Zoolandered

When you cease to use intelligence and reasonable processes and instead revert to monkey like hitting and smacking of something to get it to work.

My car wouldn't start and at first I tried to figure it out but before too long I just Zoolandered it and the damn thing actually started up.

by anonymous October 4, 2022

Zoomaggedon

The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.

Stan's meeting with his boss turned into a Zoomaggedon, when his dog burst through the door.

by monkdoc January 8, 2024