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Zeke is an amazing boyfriend ever he will make you laugh when you feel down and he will always make your day and he will stand by your side when ever you need him he is amazing boyfriend I love you him so much he is the sexiest man I’ve been with I love you his eyes and his smile he’s just like my best friend but me and him are dating and I love him so much.
Zeke is to nice he will always stick up for you im so lucky to have him I wish I was with him all the time.
by Amiahisgood February 23, 2023
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He has a big veiny juciy fat shlong(pp)
ZEKES PP IS SO BIGG
by mrhambly March 20, 2022
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Zeke is so amazing. He is usually blond with green eyes and very funny, he is quiet sometimes and loud other times. He can be insane with his friends and shy with other people, when it comes to girls he will always love that one girl. But he sometimes misses his ex. He's been broken before but he learned how to put himself back together. If you hurt him he doesn't usually fight, he becomes quiet and shy, but if you hurt him bad. He will beat your ass. If you have a friends named Zeke or Ezekiel. Keep him. Don't let him go. Here are some other facts about him: Used to be a god at Fortnite, plays saxophone in middle school, picked his nose on camera, goes to church with some other girl, tries to be popular and cool but has a reputation of being weird, likes ramen, is SO HOT. This is to my friend. Zeke. You'll never know who wrote this, but all of this is true. I think. You are loved more than you think. 😏❤️ Bye.
There are no words to describe Zeke. Lol he's just a god.
by Go.ahead.stalk.him July 1, 2021
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A pejorative name used to describe a black man who often shows white traits, often going as far as forgetting their own skin colour.
Black Man 1: I do say, this chicken is quite spicy. May I please ask what seasoning you used in this recipe?
Black Man 2: Salt and Pepper
Black Man 3: What a Zeke
by Jaylan Hector Master Chinger February 21, 2022
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Zeke is a hotty that I would nut in everytime he speaks to me. Everyday when i walk up to him i have the urge to pull down my pants and shoot my sperm in his mouth anytime 🍆🍑💦
Zeke should eat my cum
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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A whale. Someone who will steal all of your food while at lunch.
Zeke ate a lot at lunch.
by Psieg27 April 22, 2022
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