Zeke

An inappropriate asshole and only cares about video games. Will be nice every once in 10-20 business days and then be inappropriate again. Never make friends with someone's named Zeke/Ezequiel

Did you know that Zeke just told Rosalina that he wants to bang her?

by Thatonedooryoupullinsteadofpus August 28, 2021

Zeke

A person who is seemingly mysterious and unhinged, said to commit arson and war crimes also has S tier music taste and a big fat wiggly dick

Hey is that Zeke? I heard he be suckin clits clean off girls bodies

by Cocknballtorture69 May 02, 2022

Zeke

Zeke is a nice boy. He has very pretty eyes and is always there for his friends. He’s very funny and can always put a smile on your face. With zeke you can talk about nothing and it will still be hilarious. He is so fun to be around and almost everyone loves him.

Zeke is cool

by Em14 December 28, 2021

Zeke

It means 'gift of god' and 'the lord strengthens'. All in all a bad choice as a new name for any they/them who doesn't believe in god.

Damn Zeke is so fucking cool.
I wish I was Zeke, they're amazing.

by broglebitch September 05, 2021

Zeke

A whale. Someone who will steal all of your food while at lunch.

Zeke ate a lot at lunch.

by Psieg27 April 22, 2022

Zeke

A 1/2 black male with incredible basketball skills not as good as an Everett but still decent

*lights turn off*Oh look where’s Zeke

by Anonymous person(Everett) December 10, 2021

Zeke

Made and Inspired by Attack on Titan, a Zeke is someone who dislikes their own race and often throws bad remarks against their own kin. It can be loosely defined as someone who have attested to never date their own kind. More so if their family have shoved their beliefs on Zeke to date their own which makes Zeke do the opposite.

P1: hey I heard this person said they’ll never date someone their own kind.
P2: yeah, what a zeke!

by Quasimodo_22 August 06, 2023