Zamboner

The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.

When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!

by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

Zamboni

A drunk chick whose attempts to walk make her appear as though she's walking on ice.

That Zamboni keeps spilling her beer on me.

by maxweyl1 January 8, 2009

Zambon

an extremely slutty yet stunningly sexy homosexual man who doesn't know anything. Also refers to an action gerally referred to as "slutty."

"He is such a Zambon! Look at him pull that Menard!"

by spongebobnopants March 15, 2003

zambo-flex

It's an adjective describing using super-human strength that you never thought existed until stuck in death-defying situations.

I got locked in a coffin and had to zambo-flex my way out.

by Brent Henderson July 3, 2009

Table Zamboni

The silver metal "sweeper" shaped in the form of a razor fish shell. In a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.

Waiter pulls out the table zamboni.
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."

by Hannahcupcake November 22, 2009

Zaboomafoo

Another word for african american, used as slang.

"look at those group of zaboomafoos playing basketball"

by michael joe July 23, 2007

Zambonied

When your professional hockey team loses 6-3 to a Zamboni Driver (or lose badly to anyone ever, after Feb 22, 2020)

Dude, The Leafs got Zambonied last night.

by MissScarFever February 23, 2020