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Your New Boyfriend 

A song made by the Youtuber, Streamer and Musical Artist, Wilbur Soot. This song was released in 2020. It is a Comedic song. It is related to the two songs called: “I’m in Love with An E-Girl” and "Internet Ruined me".
Person 1: Have you heard about the latest song Wilbur uploaded?
Person 2: Yeah! I think it's called Your New Boyfriend.
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your genes are your makeup

A naturally beautiful person has their genetics to make them beautiful.
She looks like an angel first thing in the morning, so l told her, your genes are your makeup!

your own name 

What you search up on Urban Dictionary for self validation.
Guy 1 - yoo i just searched up my own name on the urban dictionary and guess what, it said that people with this name were sexy hot sweet and kind! imma show this to my friends hahaha

Guy 2 - Get some help. Why on Earth do you need to search up your own name in the Urban Dictionary and make a big un about it? In fact, your name has NOTHING to do with you and your personality. Sure, search it up for the sole desire of curiosity. But don't go any further than that. The only one person in charge of your etiquette and character is you yourself. You don't need validation from random people on the internet, you don't need validation from strangers whom you have never meet/will never meet in your whole life. The only to true pathway to inner peace is self validation from yourself. If you don't like yourself, then you won't be able to progress much in your life. If you don't love yourself, you won't have true and genuine harmony in life.
your own name by Sarjis Khan September 4, 2021

Your Gay 

Not my gay
Your gay belongs to you

Your mum gay 

Your mum is gay, That's how it is deal with it
Your mum gay by Spicy life April 28, 2017

Your mom is green 

"Mak ko hijau" is basically a phrase in Malay which is "Emak engkau hijau". In English, its literally means " Your mother is green". The origin of this phrase was from a video that went viral in Malaysia about two kids were insults each other in a fight. One of the kid want to insult but spontaneously said "Mak ko hijau". The reason it became viral at that time because it is funny. Have you ever heard when some guys or kids mouth fighting each other and suddenly said your mom is green? After it went viral, that is why netizens of Malaysian keep spamming each other "mak ko hijau". It has never been a cursed words but more like trolling. But when the foreigners talk bad about Malaysia, they gonna get flood of comments saying "your mom is green".
John : *cursed
Will : Your mom is green
John : *blurr
Will : Lol
Your mom is green by Xvier September 18, 2020

Your aunt a croissant 

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.
Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*