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writer's block

1) A period of time when a writer's mind is completely blank and drained of any kind of inspirational essence. They are unable to write. They start to bang their head against the basement wall. It bleeds. They scream and shout in agony. And finally, they pray that the pain from this blunt physical trauma and the sight of the sweet sweet catalytic blood finally gives them SOME kind of weak-ass idea.

2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
Hey man, I have writer's block. Any advice?

"How about slitting your throat?"

"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*

"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
by Forever Remain March 3, 2008
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sleep writing

It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?

žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!

Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??

žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
by ZCMC August 9, 2009
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Those damn graffiti writers wrote on my truck!!
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A writer who can't spell.
I am a writter.
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free writing

A term used to express the idea of just picking up a pen and writing the streamline of thoughts you're thinking down on a piece of paper and attempting to have some type of flow.
I am free writing because my heads going to explode with thoughts!
by Samita S. March 25, 2008
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freedom writers

A movie made in 2007 starring Hilary Swank and Patrick Dempsey. It is based on the true story of a teacher who inspired her inner-city students to defy the odds and achieve their dreams.

The name can also be applied to anyone who writes what they feel, especially if the person isn't big on writing.
1: "Dude, I just watched that movie "Freedom Writers" last night and now I totally want to have a journal"

2: "John always seemed like a dumb-ass, but I just read his journal - he's a total freedom writer!"
by Sue Pirnova June 25, 2008
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whitoid

Similar to a Negroid, a whitoid is a term to descibe white people in a particularly condescending way, usually in reaction to their crazy actions or tendencies. Commonly used to portray white people as subhuman or as a different and inferior species to non-whites.
Guy 1: Dude, why did Vanessa set herself on fire then jump in the pool?

Guy 2: She’s a whitoid, that’s what they do.
by Pyrple February 19, 2019
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