monkey wrench

Fricken awesome song by da foos that got them popular

monkey wrench has a really cool music video

by Skyblue April 19, 2004

Alan Wrench

a sexually move in which a mn sticks one hand all the way up a woman's anus while using his other hand to do the same to the woman's vagina... and then try to mave them both together.

woman: would you alan wrench me

man: sure

by godofwar555 August 26, 2008

gut wrench

A gut wrench is an exceptionally large penis that when used properly can literally reach all the way into a womans gut and wrench them around.

Looks like molly got a gut wrench last night because she can hardly walk without doubling over with pain and saying "damn james" "I want a divorce.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

wrench-launcher

a device used to fire wrenchs, hammers, screwdrivers and suchlike at foolish bufoons

i hit three of them bufoons with my new wrench-launcher today. i mostly used hammers and screwdrivers.

by tesco value cornflake January 19, 2010

Pork wrench

Penis

"Dr., I have a rash on my pork wrench, here take a look!"

by Dr. Centaur March 16, 2019

Wrench Wench

A woman who is mechanically inclined and tends to follow that interest. Often seen with a spanner (AKA wrench) in hand working on an engine or some other mechanical device. This is a lady who doesn't mind getting a little dirty to fix something or build something new.

"Whatever is wrong with it, she'll probably be able to fix it since she is a wrench wench."

by Sororita June 9, 2020

Clenching the Wrench

When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.

Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."

by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019