Wombat

Wombat is an aussie rapper who is the MADDEST cunt on planet earth and pulls the biggest cones you could imagine

Is that a zombie, nah it's Wombat

by Cone puller June 5, 2019

diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.

Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.

by scodder May 10, 2010

Wombat Dust

Synonym for powdered cocaine

Where's (insert drug dealers name)? I gotta find some wombat dust.

by UnbakedToast August 6, 2010

Soggy Wombat

The most demoralising insult in the world. A soggy wombat is a creature of utter filth that no human can feel compassion for. It is such a depressing sight that anybody who spots one soon after kills themselves.

Yeh, that Ben kid is a real soggy wombat

by Flounderous Flathead May 10, 2016

Wombat

Huge Australia outback creature often used by farmers kids to ride to school on.

Jimmy rode his wombat to cricket one day.

by aqua bog March 8, 2003

Backwards Wombat Hole

When a female hangs a man upside down from a meat hook and straps on with two dicks. Then she vigorously shoves them into the male's nostrils. Causing an extreme orgasm, followed by excruciating pain and extensive bleeding.

Highly recommended.

My girl knocked me out and gave an intense Backwards Wombat Hole. Best and worst experience of my life!

by The last of the mohicans June 21, 2010

wombatness

In the being of wombat. To have lots of the power of the wombat.

The is a mighty sword of wombatness.

by whirlweed or the wombat lord October 6, 2003