Battle of the Wits

Used in many improv clubs worldwide to reference an improv topic that takes superior creative thinking and talent to pull off, not a topic like "underwear on your head".

John: Progressive parenting, battle of the wits.
Noah: This is a tough one guys can we do it?
Justin: (pees pants)

by Wayne Bradie December 30, 2011

Trump’s Witnesses

Also known as the “Trump Old Party” (TOP). A far-right subgroup of the GOP, which may be likened to a political equivalent of Jehovah’s Witnesses. White nationalists who misuse Christianity to reach out to undecided or apathetic voters, by warning them to stay away from socialist or alt-left politicians who support abortion, same-sex marriages, illegal immigration, and multiculturalism.

Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA patriots in red-pilled states who just hate being called “Trump’s Witnesses.”

by Fasters January 14, 2023

wit the quickness

immediately; before humanly possible

Yo nigga, get the **** over here wit the quickness!

by sandillator May 10, 2003

fuckz wit

(v.)
1. to exhibit an approval or liking

Sometimes pronounced as "fox wit"

"Yo son, u see them new J's? I fuckz wit dem jonts."

by =nEo= July 21, 2004

Fuck Wit

Something resembling idiocy...only a wee bit nastier

"Fucking hell Baz you fuck wit"

"You are one 1st class fuck wit"

by Col/Jack/Jimmeh March 21, 2005

wit's end

To be utterly out of patients, and the end of your rope, the final straw, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

His parents were at his wit's end over their sons bad behavior.

by kyle.biddle January 22, 2011

fucks wit

to associate with,to agree with

Yo, I fucks wit that Madden '08!

by T. Butler October 16, 2007