Shake hands with Bruce Willis

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

by Erich Hein August 2, 2007

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East Williston

Someone from the town of East Williston. Always walking around aimlessly with a huge amount of people. The town is only a mile so everyone knows about everyone. People are very intimadating.

Guy 1: Yo lets go to East Williston and get drunk/high at the sump.
Guy 2: YEAAA MANNN!

by Ravenn June 20, 2007

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Bruce Willis

v. to shave balding hair on your head with the hope that it will make you look cool again.

e.g. from TMZ on Prince Edward's thinning hair: "He ought to Bruce Willis that."

by tuxwrench May 25, 2009

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Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.

"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

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Corey Willis

The greatest thing to ever grace this planet with his magesty. He is the chosen one, and will rule the cosmos... and chocolate.

Corey willis is the smartiest thingie to ever live.

by Corey Willis April 2, 2005

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Over-priced British clothing brand, mainly aimed at apparently rich university and private school students more commonly known as Rahs. However, this brand is really only worn by those without the money or style to buy real designer clothes such as Armani, Dior, Ed Hardy etc.

Rah Girl: "Oh Tarquin darling, have you seen the latest Jack Wills handbook, there are some gorgeous trackies in there for only £70!!"

Rah Boy: "I have Henrietta, isn't Jack Wills so wonderful for rich, stylish folk such as us!"

Genuine wealthy person: "If you did have money or style, you would be wearing proper designer clothes, stupid Rahs!"

by Matt Clay June 25, 2009

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Matt Willis

Ex member of the boyband Busted. Gone solo with a range of rock-pop songs. Currently dating emma griffiths. He is hot, sexy and can sing extreamly well. Once appeared in an episode of Casualty as a drug dealer. Has the middle name of James. His real last name is sergeant, but goes by Matt willis. He also has his own personal myspace site.

"matt willis has myspace!"

by Kelly Louise June 22, 2006

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