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wang-wagging

A catch-all term that covers various forms of egregious and self-serving boasting about one's sex life - particularly when such boasting occurs over the internet.

Like the famous Supreme Court quote about pornography - wang-wagging is something that is difficult to define, but easy to recognize when one sees it. There are a few basic types of wang-wagging

Type One (Bragging to One's Friends):

For instance, whenever dudes are hanging out in an informal setting talking about their sex lives, wang-wagging will inevitably occur as one or more of the dudes in the conversation feels a competitive desire to exaggerate the details of his sex life - so as to "one up" another member of the group or to attain some form of status in the group.

Type Two (Bragging on the Internet):

Wang-wagging is particularly prevalent on the internet - especially on message boards, where male posters often go to great lengths to make exaggerated claims about their sexual prowess, and to denigrate the sexual prowess of other posters.

Type Three (Subtle):

In my opinion, dudes who feel the need to bring-up the fact that they have a girlfriend (or post about their girlfriends), even in conversations (or threads) that have nothing to do with sex - are engaging in a form of wang-wagging. By bringing up one's girlfriend in an irrelevant context, it is as if one is saying "Hey! I need others to acknowledge that I am cool/sexy/virile enough to have a girlfriend - so I am going to bring her up and talk about her - even though she has nothing to do with the topic of our conversation."
Type One (Bragging to One's Friends):

"Ya - your girlfriend Jill is hot, but she's kind of plain. I'm an f-ing wild man in the sack! Did I ever tell you about the time I went to Canada and had hot passionate sex with two nymphomaniac super-models on the shore of Lake Onatario? Man - they were begging for for more of me - but I had to go back to my hotel....."

Type Two (Bragging on the Internet):

"My record for ejaculations in one day is eleven. I don't understand dudes who can't regenerate more than six times a day. You all need to start taking more Vitamin B or something."

Type Three (Subtle):

Person A: "Wow - GTA" San Andreas is a great game."

Person B "Ya - I know - my girlfriend and I play it all the time - usually right before we have sex. She loves to hijack cars and kill the Ballas. It's like an aphrodisiac."
by The Professor November 29, 2004
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Jilly Wagging

When you stick your non-erect penis inside of a woman's vagina.
Bro, I jacked off 4 times yesterday, so by the time I fucked my girl, I was jilly wagging her.
by Jilly Wagger April 12, 2011
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chicken-winging

A sexual technique not dissimilar to a handjob where one lover uses the inner elbow to manually masturbate the male sexual organ of a willing partner, moving the arm up and down until completion like a chicken flappin' that sexy bird wang, y'all.
Yeah, I thought Cynthia was boring too until I saw her chicken-winging Frank in the Chuck E. Cheese ballpit last Thanksgiving.
by Pocahontas Jones September 8, 2013
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wiggity-whack

Similar to wiggity wack, except cooler. Because it has a "-". And everyone knows girls love guys who punctuate their slang properly.
"Jamal is wiggity-wack" is much more kickass than just "Jamal is wiggity whack"
by chyclonda January 3, 2005
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Suck It Wiggins

Often yelled out of the windows of cars at either the home of Wiggins or location of the young Wiggins.

See Brett Wiggins
1...2...3!!!
Suck It Wiggins!!!!
by RoJoSoSlow December 7, 2003
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West Winging

To indulge in marathon, binge-like behaviour in regards to watching DVD's of The West Wing. Sessions may last anywhere from 4 straight episodes up to the entire 7 seasons.
I was West Winging all last week and now I know the Bartlett administration better than my own government.
by Mensch K March 18, 2009
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wiggling emos

the wiggling emos is an emo band. they were formed 9/23/2013 on twitter.

they cover songs and are coming out with their own music soon.

their first ep is coming out on October 31st, 2013.
"do u like the wiggling emos???"

"hell yeah man THEY ROCK"

"thanks they're my band"
by swag pussy September 30, 2013
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