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Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”
by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 10, 2026
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Whoodling

I am about to go whoodling with some friends.
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whoppington

guy1: yo

guy2: whats good
guy1: you know the new girl down the street gives the whoppington

guy2: werd? i'm on it
by ya boii i do it November 11, 2011
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Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
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Whorpinge

A menu that stays stationary at a table, otherwise known as a table menu
Rhymes with orange
Let’s take a look at the whorpinge
by Mistypisty August 13, 2021
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Whoopincholly

A very infectious state of mind in which a person laughs uncontrollably at everything they hear or say, weather it's funny or not. The opposite of melancholy.
I was laughing, she was laughing , we for a short yet exhausting time entered into a state of whoopincholly , with one another.
by Blingonmything March 6, 2022
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Whooshing

The act of informing someone that a joke has gone over their head
Tom: No Way! This video got a trillion views!
Bob: Actually, that’s not possible.
Little did bob know, the joke went over his head, and Tom was going to start whooshing him
by GeosWorld November 23, 2022
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