Wheepus

Slang for the male genitalia.

First used by Jeff Durbin on "the Final Fu" a martial arts T.V. show on MTV2.

Dude, you just kicked my wheepus.

by wheepus July 17, 2009

whimperbate

To simultaneously cry and masturbate.

When I saw how hot my new step-mom was, it made me want to whimperbate.

by Edc June 9, 2005

wally whomp

to mash vigorously
to have erotic sexual intercourse

Dave: Dood, I totally wally whomped the shit outta that broad.
Shandel: lmfao
Dave: Dood, I might just go back for anotha sesh.
Shandel: Ok. do it fam. ill join in.
OR
Kid 1: DOOD I WALLY WHOMPED YOUR MOM.
Kid 2: OMG!? REALLY!?!?!
Kid 3: DOOD YOU WALLY WHOMPED HIS MOM? I DID TOO!
Kid 1: IMA WALLY WHOMP YOU ALL WITH MY PENIS!

by El Wangadore February 22, 2008

Anal whump

Anal whump, is when an anal candidate (giver) pulls his man pipe out of the recivers A-hole and draws it back slowly and then penetrates sharply back into the A-hole.usually this results in severe amount of pain for the reciver. there is a tactic that can be used by the reciver to prevent penetration and causing immense amounts of pain for the giver, this tactic is known as the anal refusal counter attack.

e.g gregoeru is slowly boneing jess when he pulls back and delivers an anal whump causing severe anal burns and anal splitage.

by scorge of mapps July 14, 2007

whomp

Whomp also comes from the late night TV show "Showtime at the Apollo" where contestants compete in a talent competition. When people suck, a guy tap dances them off the stage and the audience yells, "Whomp Whomp!! Whomp Whomp!!"

You can also use just one whomp.

whompity: the adjetive to describe things that deserve a hearty "whomp, whomp"

"man, i have to go do my homework"
"whomp."

"cleaning toilets is probably the whompitiest job ever."

by coolerkid October 16, 2005

a heem heem whimper

Used when someone sees an individual so attractive that they are unable to make any vocal sounds other than a nervously shaken *heem* from their vocal cords.

Ben: "Dude I can keep my cool around women no problem."

Klukka: "Oh hey that girl over there is ripped."

Ben: "a heem heem whimper"

by ItsApeX October 4, 2021

Whomping

The strange act of a bloke smacking someone in the face with their own cock.

Benjie stop whomping me.

by James Mills November 27, 2003