watching Harry Potter

a euphemism for masturbation.

my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!

by upie February 22, 2011

Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.

Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.

by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011

Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet

Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

over watching

to over watch someone. Watching someone too much. Watching something too much. Usually brought on by the one being watched.

you're over watching. You really got a thing for that kid. I think you love him/her. It's sickening really. And really gay if you're a boy.

by dontcareformetoomuch March 26, 2010

Half Watching

When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.

Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."

by Tswole August 9, 2015

whacking the tuna

masturbation

I am in bed "whacking the tuna"

by lcm9368 July 31, 2017

molly hatching it

Going down on a path of self destruction and not giving a single fuck about it!

Tonight Gents, we're Molly Hatching it!

by Debo442 November 1, 2013