Wankie

A walkie is a wearable blanket. Other names for this object would be; robe, snuggle, slanket(for sleeved blanket), if you prefer Japanese terms, try kanguru.

The term Wankie should NEVER be used

"What did your mom just call your Snuggy?"

"She said Wankie...its for wearable blan...you know what just forget you heard that word."

by Garnesh Stoneheart January 22, 2021

Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

Wanky Chafers

Putting pounds of mud up your ass and then farting.

Man I tried Wanky Chafers and that shit hurt man. My ass cheeks got stuck together and it reeked like mouldy cheese. Fuck you Reddit

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Wanky

Something that looks strange or physically disheveled

She re-opened the envelope, so the packaging looks wanky

by gubzthewubz December 4, 2021

thanky wanky

A cookiecore slang that means "thank you". Sometimes, in social media, they add the ":3" emoticon after saying the word.

Thanky Wanky :3

by Mrs. Cookiecore February 22, 2025

wanky tip

wanky tip comes from the word "tip"
when somebody iz ridin somebody elses dick or iz just all on them all the time iz when u use it

dawg...dat nigga be callin me all the time...dat nigga on my wanky tip

by **Jasmine** April 23, 2005

wanky in the sanky

A Finnish slang term used to masturbating right before bedtime.

Julle is always sure to get a wanky in the sanky in before he goes to sleep.

by AnonymousHyena May 17, 2023