Wanky

Something that looks strange or physically disheveled

She re-opened the envelope, so the packaging looks wanky

by gubzthewubz December 4, 2021

Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.

“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”

by Chefskiss October 9, 2025

Wanky

(Way-n-key)
Describing word of something/someone that is crazy, sexy, wild, funny, weird, HOT, strange and basically anything

"Avery is so Wanky"

by girlsmasturbatetoo,boyscrytoo February 20, 2018

Wanky

A short turn for a boys genitals.

I’ve got a small wanky.

by Just a random 52 year old August 26, 2021

Wanky arse

A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep

Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it

by Whitelines84 February 24, 2023

Wankie

A walkie is a wearable blanket. Other names for this object would be; robe, snuggle, slanket(for sleeved blanket), if you prefer Japanese terms, try kanguru.

The term Wankie should NEVER be used

"What did your mom just call your Snuggy?"

"She said Wankie...its for wearable blan...you know what just forget you heard that word."

by Garnesh Stoneheart January 22, 2021

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021