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Wake n' Shake

When a person, shortly after waking up, masturbates. Often executed while still in bed.
I woke up, pulled a Wake n' Shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. I've never been so energized, so early!
by I'm Not a Hipster July 17, 2011
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brentwood wakeup

A term given to O.J. Simpson's late wife Nicole Brown referring to giving oral sex the next morning to wake up the many younger men that she took home in Brentwood California
Brian "Nicole loved to give brentwood wakeups to the many young guys she took home the next morning"
by spacecakebrian June 13, 2010
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Wake Up Hustlers

The precursor to getting the bread. This statement must be proclaimed before any bread is gotten to awake the hustlers, and alert them that bread will soon be gotten. The hustlers must be awoken to get said bread.

1)
This term can be used to alert the hustlers that it is time to rise (wake up), and will soon be time to go to work (to get that bread).

2)
Can also be used in a similar way as marco polo, call and response.

3)
Can also be used to alert the hustlers that some Boonk gang type shit will soon commence and to prepare one self. This term can loosely be used for a plethora of scenarios such as, alerting the hustlers that they will soon commence drinking and Get Lit, it can also mean that they will soon commence boolin so hard that there is a potential to get lost in the sauce.
1)
Ben "Wake up hustlers"
Adam "Is is bread season already?"

2)
Adam "wake up hustlers"
Ben "lets get this bread" *in response*

3)
Adam "wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Jon *runs to sleeping grandmothers door and pretends to kick it in* (because he was alerted by a fellow hustler that the time to get bread had risen and was doing some boonk gang shit) ( which would in turn get him in trouble)

Ben "Wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Adam *grabs bottle of liquor and takes a large pull*
by Don Soggy September 21, 2018
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wakeheart

The Dolan Twins new fragrance collaborator
Person #1: bro you smell so good where you get that fragrance

Person #2: thx man it’s this shit called wakeheart and it’s fucking bomb as hell
by Wokelegend July 10, 2019
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Golden Wake

Sit in the front of the boat while a large number of people are in the back. Get the speed up nicely, Take your penis out of your shorts discreetly. When the wind is really kicking up, proceed to pee and spray your urine onto all of the people while adding to the wake.
by Big Al Nutter Butter Brunch September 12, 2010
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shit wake

When your shit smells so bad, you let off a trail of stench behind you as you walk around.

you cannot smell this trail your self, due to the fact that you were just in toilet and smelt the worst of it thus being desensitized.
"woo wee! you got a mega shit wake happening dude!"
by poopooman1111 April 7, 2011
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Pre-Wake Boarding

The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.
I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.
by Sammyp July 17, 2013
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