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red waterboarding

when you stuff your mouth full of tissues or a washcloth or other absorbent object and your girl squats over you and menstruates into your filled mouth
Woah, Jackson told me that he and Kelly did some red waterboarding last night; he still has some red stains around his mouth
by MonsPusher2 February 7, 2019
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Chicago Waterboarding

When someone holds a shot of Malort in their mouth pulls their shirt over their face and has someone pour Gatorade on them.
Man did you hear Tony almost died from one too many Chicago Waterboardings
by James "charles" Whirlpool December 30, 2019
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Daniel Wakeford

Daniele Wakeford is an incredible singer and is a ridiculously sexy man. He is easily the best person that was on undateables and I recommend he music so highly.
Daniel wakeford is so much sexy
by Undateables is amazing March 7, 2020
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mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).
"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"
by captainjayjay June 25, 2020
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Vaginal Waterboarding

When a woman who squirts sits on your face, and orgasms thereby nearly drowning her partner.
I went down on a girl last night, and when she squirted in my mouth, she nearly killed me with her "Vaginal Waterboarding"
by Yodas Dong November 28, 2021
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Chinese waterboarding

The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton
"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding
by Eramerac August 25, 2022
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Alaskan Waterboard

When a man finishes inside a woman and she then sits on his face, eating out his own cum.
Dora held me down with her lips, as my dripping mouth completed the Alaskan Waterboard.
by Great Leader Much Know September 27, 2022
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