Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD
Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight