Welcome To The Show

The state of no mental thought or reservation. When you do what is natural and what you want, when your only motivation is to seek fun at all costs, up to and including your life. When you are in the Show you not only go beyond the possible, but also beyond the impossible to achieve things that normal humans dream of. It is considered the big league of life, when you know you have finally arrived. The show is a DangerZone, when you enter the show, lesser men will envy you and may express hate.

"Welcome To The Show, Its time to fuck shit up"

"I just banged a Korean girl and a Chinese girl in a three way, Welcome to the Show"

by PanamaJack October 22, 2013

welcome again

Welcoming once again after initial welcome

May we welcome again the honoured reverend.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

cha welcome

A way of saying, "you're welcome" by sounding like a complete moron.

Boy- Thank you for your help with my homework.

Girl- cha welcome

by Angrymillennial January 2, 2017

Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session

He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.

by BombTBomb April 23, 2021

Welcome To Paradise

When you're a penguin who loves to surf.

Surf's Up is a great movie and Welcome To Paradise is played at some point in the movie and Green Day kicks ass.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."

Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.

by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009